“Gordon Ramsay Ejected ‘Tipsy Guests’ Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce from Hell’s Kitchen Las Vegas”

**Breaking News: Chaos Erupts as Gordon Ramsay Booted ‘Sloshed Celebs’ Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce from Hell’s Kitchen Las Vegas**

In a scene straight out of a sitcom, renowned chef Gordon Ramsay found himself in a pickle when he had to show “Shake it Off” singer Taylor Swift and NFL star Travis Kelce the exit door of his esteemed Hell’s Kitchen Las Vegas. Witnesses described the duo as “sloshed beyond belief” and attempting to cook with spatulas as microphones while serenading the kitchen staff. Ramsay, known for his fiery temperament, reportedly exclaimed, “I’ve dealt with raw chicken, but this is a whole new level of raw talent!” as he escorted the tipsy pair out. Swift allegedly apologized profusely, blaming her failed attempt at “cooking up a hit” on her lack of sleep due to writing her 20th breakup song that week. Kelce, on the other hand, simply insisted he was “catching passes” from Ramsay’s pots and pans. Looks like even the stars can’t handle the heat in Ramsay’s kitchen!