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Roseanne turns down an easy $4 million for a week on the view: “I’d punch Whoopi – $4 million ain’t worth getting’ arrested”
Roseanne Barr, the outspoken comedian and actress known for her controversial remarks and unfiltered personality, recently made headlines by turning down a lucrative $4 million offer to appear for a week on “The View.” In typical Roseanne fashion, she didn’t hold back, candidly stating, “I’d punch Whoopi – $4 million ain’t worth getting arrested.” This…
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Coach of Patriots says “If anybody kneel during game its banned”
Sure, here’s a funny and satirical take on the coach’s statement: — **”Patriots Coach Introduces Revolutionary New Rule: Banning Knees from Football!”** In a stunning new policy aimed at keeping things… well, upstanding, the New England Patriots’ head coach has decreed that knees will no longer be tolerated during games. Yes, you read that right.…
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NFL Coaches Agree To ‘Not Allow’ Any Kind Of Anthem Protests In The Next Season, “Ban Anthem Kneelers”
In a historic and game-changing decision, NFL coaches, including notable figures like Coach Mike Tomlin, Coach Mike McCarthy, and Coach John Elway, have unanimously voted to permanently ban anthem kneeling in NFL games. This unanimous stance marks a pivotal moment in the league’s history and reflects the collective desire within the coaching community to bring…
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Musk wants to ‘TEAR’ Alec Baldwin apart on live television after being called ‘A Scumbag.’
It is a truth universally acknowledged that when a Hollywood celebrity and a tech billionaire feud, the most likely place for this would be, without a doubt, daytime talk show, “The View”. Last Tuesday, audiences were served a heaping portion of this unexpected yet somehow mundane drama when Alec Baldwin, renowned for his fiery temperament,…
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Kid Rock and Hulk Hogan Collaborate For A “Freedom Forever Tour”
In a move that’s got everyone from Nashville to Hulkamania running wild, A joint tour has been announced by Kid Rock and Hulk Hogan and it’s called the “Freedom Forever Tour.” Kid Rock and Hulk Hogan have announced a joint tour that’s being billed as the “Freedom Forever Tour.” Because what is more American than…
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Kid Rock’s Performance at the RNC Shatters Records with Over 1 Billion Views
In an unprecedented turn of events, Kid Rock’s performance at the Republican National Convention (RNC) has skyrocketed to the top, claiming the title of the most-watched show of all time with over one billion views. This stunning achievement surpasses even the legendary viewership numbers of the Super Bowl and the World Cup, making it a…
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SHOCKING NEWS!!! NFL levies a staggering $1 billion fine against Andra Day for her rendition of the Black National Anthem at SupeR Bowl LVIII
The National Football League (NFL) has imposed an unprecedented $1 billion fine on the celebrated singer Andra Day for her singing of Black National Anthem, “Lift Every Voice and Sing,” during Super Bowl LVIII. That has sent a shockwaves through the worlds of sports, music, and societal discourse, This moment move has sparked intense debate,…
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Elon Musk’s a voice in this generation. God will keep him covered in Jesus’s name and to God be all glory: “Drag Queens don’t belong in the presence of kids”
In recent years, Elon Musk has emerged as one of the most influential and polarizing figures of our time. His innovative ventures in technology, space exploration, and renewable energy have positioned him as a trailblazer in various industries. However, Musk is not only known for his entrepreneurial achievements; he has also become a vocal figure…
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Candace Owens NAVIGATES $25M deal with ABC for ‘MORNING SHOW TO REPLACE THE VIEW’
In a move that has sent shockwaves through the television industry, ABC has announced the signing of conservative commentator Candace Owens for a new $25 million morning show. This new venture is set to replace the long-standing daytime talk show “The View,” a decision that reflects ABC’s bold strategy to revamp its programming and tap…
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Simone Biles ANGRY over kneeling: ‘Brittney, you have embarrassed everyone who loves our Olympic athletes! Hopefully, she will be kicked out of the Olympics!’
In a recent controversy, Simone Biles expressed strong disapproval towards Brittney Griner, suggesting that Griner’s actions have brought shame to those who support American Olympic athletes. The incident in question revolves around Griner kneeling during the national anthem, a gesture meant to protest racial injustice and promote social awareness. However, Biles criticized this action, arguing…