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JUST IN: Top-Rated Poll Gives Kamala Devastating Campaign News In Key States
Kamala Harris’s chances of winning several do-or-die swing states are rapidly shrinking in light of new numbers putting the vice president in perilous territory among likely voters. A new poll released Monday by the New York Times and Sienna College shows what the campaign of former President Donald Trump has crowed about for weeks: that…
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Trump Discusses The Impact Of Assassination Attempts: ‘I Worry About My Family’
Former President Donald Trump admitted that the two recent attempts on his life have him concerned about his family’s safety. “I know you and your safety is with the Secret Service, but do you worry about your family too?” Fox News host Brian Kilmeade asked the former president ahead of a North Carolina campaign event.…
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Roseanne turns down an easy $4 million for a week on the view: “I’d punch Whoopi – $4 million ain’t worth getting’ arrested”
Roseanne Barr, the outspoken comedian and actress known for her controversial remarks and unfiltered personality, recently made headlines by turning down a lucrative $4 million offer to appear for a week on “The View.” In typical Roseanne fashion, she didn’t hold back, candidly stating, “I’d punch Whoopi – $4 million ain’t worth getting arrested.” This…
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Coach of Patriots says “If anybody kneel during game its banned”
Sure, here’s a funny and satirical take on the coach’s statement: — **”Patriots Coach Introduces Revolutionary New Rule: Banning Knees from Football!”** In a stunning new policy aimed at keeping things… well, upstanding, the New England Patriots’ head coach has decreed that knees will no longer be tolerated during games. Yes, you read that right.…
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NFL Coaches Agree To ‘Not Allow’ Any Kind Of Anthem Protests In The Next Season, “Ban Anthem Kneelers”
In a historic and game-changing decision, NFL coaches, including notable figures like Coach Mike Tomlin, Coach Mike McCarthy, and Coach John Elway, have unanimously voted to permanently ban anthem kneeling in NFL games. This unanimous stance marks a pivotal moment in the league’s history and reflects the collective desire within the coaching community to bring…
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Musk wants to ‘TEAR’ Alec Baldwin apart on live television after being called ‘A Scumbag.’
It is a truth universally acknowledged that when a Hollywood celebrity and a tech billionaire feud, the most likely place for this would be, without a doubt, daytime talk show, “The View”. Last Tuesday, audiences were served a heaping portion of this unexpected yet somehow mundane drama when Alec Baldwin, renowned for his fiery temperament,…
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Kid Rock and Hulk Hogan Collaborate For A “Freedom Forever Tour”
In a move that’s got everyone from Nashville to Hulkamania running wild, A joint tour has been announced by Kid Rock and Hulk Hogan and it’s called the “Freedom Forever Tour.” Kid Rock and Hulk Hogan have announced a joint tour that’s being billed as the “Freedom Forever Tour.” Because what is more American than…
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Kid Rock’s Performance at the RNC Shatters Records with Over 1 Billion Views
In an unprecedented turn of events, Kid Rock’s performance at the Republican National Convention (RNC) has skyrocketed to the top, claiming the title of the most-watched show of all time with over one billion views. This stunning achievement surpasses even the legendary viewership numbers of the Super Bowl and the World Cup, making it a…
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SHOCKING NEWS!!! NFL levies a staggering $1 billion fine against Andra Day for her rendition of the Black National Anthem at SupeR Bowl LVIII
The National Football League (NFL) has imposed an unprecedented $1 billion fine on the celebrated singer Andra Day for her singing of Black National Anthem, “Lift Every Voice and Sing,” during Super Bowl LVIII. That has sent a shockwaves through the worlds of sports, music, and societal discourse, This moment move has sparked intense debate,…
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Elon Musk’s a voice in this generation. God will keep him covered in Jesus’s name and to God be all glory: “Drag Queens don’t belong in the presence of kids”
In recent years, Elon Musk has emerged as one of the most influential and polarizing figures of our time. His innovative ventures in technology, space exploration, and renewable energy have positioned him as a trailblazer in various industries. However, Musk is not only known for his entrepreneurial achievements; he has also become a vocal figure…