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Jimmy Kimmel Gets Thrown Out Of Gordon Ramsay Restaurant “We Don’t Have Place for Toxic People Here”
In a shocking turn of events, talk show host Jimmy Kimmel found himself on the receiving end of Gordon Ramsay’s fiery temperament. As Kimmel attempted to savor Ramsay’s culinary creations, he was swiftly escorted out of the restaurant. Ramsay, renowned for his sharp tongue in the kitchen, minced no words, declaring, “We don’t have a…
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Oprah Winfrey and Martha Stewart Join Forces for New Lifestyle Brand, “No Drama Living”
Media icons Oprah Winfrey and Martha Stewart have teamed up to create a new lifestyle brand, “No Drama Living.” The brand focuses on promoting a stress-free and drama-free lifestyle, offering products and services that encourage positivity and self-care. The collaboration aims to inspire people to prioritize mental well-being and cultivate healthier relationships.
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Candance Owens Laid Into Whoopi Live on the View: “You’re a Disgrace to Women”
In a shocking display of self-awareness, Candace Owens took aim at Whoopi Goldberg on *The View*, accusing her of “disgracing women.” Owens, known for her nuanced takes on feminism, quipped, “Who needs empowerment when you can have condescension served with a side of hypocrisy?” Goldberg, taken aback, could only muster a bemused expression, as Owens…
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Sylvester Stallone Rejects $13 Million ‘Woke’ Bud Light Offer: ‘I Won’t Sell My Soul To Wokeness’
In a stunning turn of events, Sylvester Stallone, the epitome of machismo, has rejected a lucrative $13 million offer from Bud Light, declaring, “I won’t sell my soul to wokeness.” Stallone, known for his tough-guy roles, reportedly scoffed at the idea of endorsing a “woke” beverage, insisting that he’d rather stick to punching bad guys…
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Breaking: Jason Aldean Sined $40 Million CMT Contract and Says “I Don’t Care for Kid Rock”
In a move that shook the country music world like a banjo in a tumble dryer, Jason Aldean, the modern-day cowboy with a voice as smooth as bourbon, has reportedly inked a jaw-dropping $40 million contract with CMT. But that’s not all folks, because along with the big bucks comes some spicy commentary straight from…
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Dave Chappelle Will Be the First Guest of “Woke Free” Social Media Platform that Elon Musk will Launche
In a plot twist as bizarre as Elon Musk’s tweets, the enigmatic billionaire has announced the launch of “Woke Free,” a social media platform set to revolutionize the digital landscape. And who better to christen this utopian digital haven than the king of comedy himself, Dave Chappelle? In a world where cancel culture reigns supreme,…
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ABC Cancels “The View,” Declares it the Worst Show on History of the Television
In a surprising announcement, ABC’s head of programming has declared “The View” as the worst show on television and announced its cancellation. The decision comes after ongoing controversies and internal conflicts among the hosts, including Joy Behar and Whoopi Goldberg, leading to a decline in viewership and critical reception. ABC executives cited the show’s inability…
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Candace Owens Says She Will 100% Sue’ Whoopi Goldberg Because Of Her ‘Wild Lies’
In a sensational twist of events reminiscent of a daytime soap opera, Candace Owens, the fiery conservative commentator, has declared she will unleash the legal hounds on none other than Whoopi Goldberg. Claiming she’s had enough of what she deems as Goldberg’s “wild lies,” Owens vows to slap a hefty lawsuit on the actress-turned-talk-show-host faster…
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Breaking: Jason Aldean Singed $80 Million Contract,To Become the Brand Ambassador Of the Beer Brand
In an utterly shocking turn of events, country crooner Jason Aldean has reportedly inked a deal worth a staggering $80 million to become the ultimate ambassador for a beer brand. Yes, you heard that right folks, forget about the likes of George Clooney and his fancy tequila ventures, we’ve got Jason “Beer Barrel” Aldean in…
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JUST IN: Trump Sues George Stephanopoulos And ABC For Defamation
Attorneys for former President Donald Trump have filed suit against ABC host and former Democratic operative George Stephanopoulos after he incorrectly claimed that the Republican was found guilty of rape in his civil case against E. Jean Carroll. In a 20-page filing in Miami federal court, Trump attorney Alejandro Brito writes that Stephanopoulos exhibited “malice”…