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Breaking: Biological male Lia Thomas is taking legal action in an alleged effort to compete as a woman in the 2024 Olympics
REPORT: REPORT: Biological male Lia Thomas is taking legal action in an alleged effort to compete as a woman in the 2024 Olympics. This guy is nuts. Thomas has hired a Canadian law firm to ask the Court of Arbitration for Sport in Switzerland to change the World Aquatic rules. At the moment, transgenders are…
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Jury has reached a verdict in the Trump ‘defamation’ trial, determine Trump will have to pay E. Jean Carroll $83.3 MILLION in damages.
BREAKING: Jury has reached a verdict in the Trump ‘defamation’ trial, determine Trump will have to pay E. Jean Carroll $83.3 MILLION in damages. Absolute insanity. Trump will have to pay: $65 million in punitive damages. $11 million for “reputation repair program” $7.3 million in other payments. According to the New York Times, the amount…
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“You’re Unwelcome Here”: Whoopi Goldberg Challenges Ban, Promptly Removed From Guy Fieri’s Flavortown.
In an unprecedented twist of culinary rebellion, Whoopi Goldberg, renowned actress turned Flavortown disruptor, took a bold stance against the hospitality norms in Guy Fieri’s domain. Sporting a cape made of jalapeños and armed with a spatula scepter, Goldberg entered Fieri’s Flavortown, declaring, “You’re Unwelcome Here? Well, brace yourselves, because I’m here to spice things…
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Taylor Swift seemingly staying in Brazil for Thanksgiving following ‘traumatic’ concert experience
It appears Taylor Swift won’t be celebrating Thanksgiving stateside following the tragic death of one of her fans and the subsequent changes to her Brazilian tour dates. While Swift was expected to fly home for the holidays and boyfriend Travis Kelce’s football game, she was forced to postpone her concert in Rio de Janeiro from…
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“You’re Unwelcome Here”: Whoopi Goldberg Defies Ban, Gets Promptly Removed From Guy Fieri’s Flavortown
In a world where common sense takes a backseat and absurdity drives the car, Whoopi Goldberg recently staged a rebellious act in the culinary realm. The sign at Guy Fieri’s Flavortown might have read “You’re Unwelcome Here,” but Whoopi, never one to shy away from a challenge, decided to rewrite the script of hospitality. Armed…
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Kid Rock Respectfully Asks Garth Brooks to Leave His Nashville Honky Tonk: “This Bar is For Gentlemen.”
Kid Rock, in a tactful manner, has appealed to Garth Brooks to vacate his Nashville Honky Tonk, asserting that the establishment is reserved for those who exhibit a higher level of decorum. The rockstar, known for his outspoken persona, has chosen to approach this situation with courtesy, emphasizing the need for a more refined clientele.…
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Tom Brady Rejects Nike’s Half Billion Dollar Deal: “I’m Not Engaging in the Woke Trend.”
In a world where common sense seems to be as rare as a four-leaf clover, let’s dive into the absurdity that is our daily existence. Picture this: a society where debates on the profound mysteries of the universe are overshadowed by heated discussions on the proper way to arrange socks in a drawer. Yes, welcome…
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Colin Kaepernick Emerges as Top Contender for Cleveland Browns Following Deshaun Watson’s Injury Twist
In the wake of Deshaun Watson’s unexpected injury, the spotlight is now on Colin Kaepernick as a potential game-changer for the Cleveland Browns. The quarterback landscape has shifted dramatically, and Kaepernick’s name has risen to the forefront as one of the favorites to step into the role. Known for his dynamic playing style and past…
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Breaking: Oliver Anthony is set to be Roseanne’s “inaugural” musical guest
Oliver Anthony is gearing up to make a memorable mark as Roseanne’s very first musical guest. The anticipation is palpable as the stage is set for a musical journey that promises to captivate the audience. Oliver Anthony’s unique blend of musical prowess and charismatic presence is sure to elevate the experience. In this exclusive performance,…
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Breaking: SHE(Lia Thomas) Bows Out “Unwanted on Any Team” Nobody Wants Me
In a shocking turn of events, Lia Thomas, the swimmer who once claimed, “Nobody Wants Me on Their Team,” has gracefully decided to part ways with the sports world. Perhaps the world wasn’t ready for her unparalleled aquatic prowess. Rumor has it that teams worldwide are now collectively breathing sighs of relief, relieved to escape…