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Sylvester Stallone Walks Away from $150 Million Marvel Project: “Too Woke for My Liking”
In a shocking turn of events, Hollywood heavyweight Sylvester Stallone has bid adieu to a whopping $150 million Marvel endeavor, citing the project as “Too Woke for My Tastes.” This departure leaves fans wondering if Stallone prefers his superheroes in a more traditional, less socially conscious attire. Perhaps a cape and tights sans the cultural…
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Tom Hanks’ Shocking Exit from Hollywood: ‘I Can’t Handle the Wokeness Anymore
Tom Hanks, beloved Hollywood actor and cultural icon, has stunned fans and industry insiders alike with his recent announcement of an indefinite hiatus from the film industry. In a candid interview with Variety magazine, Hanks revealed the primary reason behind his decision – the overwhelming prevalence of what he perceives as “wokeness” in Hollywood. The…
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Roseanne Barr Throws Tom Hanks From Her New Show “He is Too Toxic”
In a comedic whirlwind, Roseanne Barr, notorious for her own brand of controversy, has declared Tom Hanks too toxic for her new show. “I can handle a lot,” Barr stated with a twinkle in her eye, “but Hanks? That’s crossing into hazardous territory.” As rumors swirl, insiders speculate if Hanks’ affinity for Mr. Nice Guy…
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Keanu Reeves Refuses To Sit Next To Whoopi Goldberg In The Oscars “She is Too Toxic”
The upcoming Oscars ceremony is already generating buzz, but not for the usual reasons. A recent development has Hollywood abuzz with speculation and intrigue: Keanu Reeves, known for his roles in blockbuster hits and his reputation as a Hollywood gentleman, has reportedly requested not to be seated next to Whoopi Goldberg at the prestigious event.…
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Riley Gaines Outshines Megan Rapinoe, Crowned ‘Woman of the Year’
In a surprising turn of events, Riley Gaines, a rising star in the world of athletics, has overshadowed renowned soccer player Megan Rapinoe to claim the coveted title of ‘Woman of the Year.’ Gaines, known for her exceptional talent in swimming, has been making waves in the sports world with her remarkable achievements and inspiring…
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Lia Thomas Gets Banned from 2024 Olympics in Paris
In a decision that has stirred intense debate within the sports community, Lia Thomas, the transgender swimmer, has been officially banned from competing in the 2024 Olympics in Paris. The ban comes after a series of contentious events surrounding Thomas’s participation in women’s swimming competitions. The International Olympic Committee (IOC) made the announcement citing concerns…
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Candance Owens Got Fired,Whoopi Goldberg says: “It’s God Job Because She Deserve It”
In a stunning turn of events, conservative firebrand Candace Owens found herself unexpectedly out of a job, sending shockwaves through the political landscape. But leave it to the ever-quotable Whoopi Goldberg to sum up the situation in her own inimitable style. As news of Owens’ departure spread, Goldberg, never one to mince words, quipped, “It’s…
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BREAKING: Candace Owens’ Career Takes Shocking Turn “She Gets Fired”
Candace Owens has ended her longtime partnership with The Daily Wire, a split she attributes to the conservative outlet’s failure to offer frequent and full-throated defenses of Israel’s war with Hamas. The news was broken by Daily Wire co-founder Jeremy Boreing, who wrote Thursday morning that both sides have “ended their relationship.” The split comes…
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Bud Light’s ‘Woke’ Ad Campaign Backfires, Spurs Boycotts from Vanilla Ice and Kid Rock
Beer giant Bud Light found itself in hot water after launching a new ad campaign touted as “woke” and socially conscious. The campaign, which featured themes of diversity and inclusion, was intended to resonate with a younger and more socially aware audience. However, the campaign’s messaging backfired spectacularly, leading to widespread backlash and calls for…