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In the 1965, Paul Harvey’s Warning Was Broadcast. It’s Sadly Come True
In 1965, an unforgettable wa-rning was broadcast for all to hear. Over half a century later, it’s sadly come true, and it’s chilling to hear.You can listen the complete broadcast on the video below. Paul Harvey, a conservative American news commentator and talk-radio pioneer whose staccato style made him one of America’s most familiar voices,…
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TRUE: Kid Rock Rejects $40 Million CMT Contract in Solidarity with Jason Aldean
In a move that stunned the music industry, Kid Rock, the self-proclaimed rebel of country rock, has decided to turn down a hefty $50 million contract from CMT. When asked about his reasoning, Kid Rock declared, “Money can’t buy solidarity, y’all!” In a show of support for fellow artist Jason Aldean, he proclaimed, “I’d rather…
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Roseanne’s New Show Tanks The View’s Ratings: “They Lost Most of Their Viewership”
Roseanne’s new show, once anticipated to be a ratings powerhouse, dealt a significant blow to The View’s viewership numbers. Following its premiere, the show’s lackluster performance resulted in a sharp decline in The View’s audience. Critics and audiences alike were eager to witness Roseanne Barr’s return to the small screen, but the reality fell short…
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Breaking: Kid Rock Signs $20 Million Deal with Miller, Tells Bud Light to “F*** Off”
In a move that has left beer aficionados frothing at the mouth, Kid Rock has reportedly inked a jaw-dropping $20 million deal with Miller, sending shockwaves through the brewing industry. The controversial musician didn’t mince words as he brazenly told Bud Light to “F*** Off” in what can only be described as a beer-fueled declaration…
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Breaking: Candace Owens and Joy Behar Announce Joint Comedy Tour!
“Breaking News: Candace Owens and Joy Behar Announce Joint Comedy Tour! In a surprising turn of events, political commentator Candace Owens and comedian Joy Behar have decided to join forces for a cross-country comedy tour. Titled ‘Right Meets Left: Finding Common Ground Through Laughter,’ the duo aims to bridge the political divide with humor. Owens,…
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Mel Gibson Spotted Selling Popcorn Outside Oscars Theater, Claims ‘I’m Supporting the Arts
Controversial actor Mel Gibson was spotted outside the Oscars theater selling popcorn to attendees. When questioned about his unexpected role, Gibson quipped, “I’m supporting the arts in my own way,” before disappearing into the crowd. In an unexpected turn of events at the 2024 Oscars, Hollywood veteran Mel Gibson was spotted outside the prestigious theater,…
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Tom Hanks Sneaks Into Oscars Disguised as a Seat Filler, Proclaims ‘I’m Just Happy to Be Here’
In a comical turn of events, Tom Hanks managed to sneak into the Oscars disguised as a seat filler, blending in seamlessly with the crowd. When discovered, Hanks jokingly proclaimed, “I’m just happy to be here,” before being escorted to his rightful seat.
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NFL Announces ‘Black National Anthem’ Performer for Super Bowl
Leave it to our gigantic media conglomerates to double down on bad ideas. Repeating a controversial move from last year’s Super Bowl (and most recent sports events since 2020), the NFL announced that they are beginning Super Bowl LVIII with the so-called “Black National Anthem,” as well as the actual national anthem. As announced by…
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Mel Gibson Withdraws from Multi-Million Dollar Project with Robert De Niro, Citing Creative Differences
Actor-director Mel Gibsonb has abruptly pulled out of a high-profile multi-million dollar project alongside Robert De Niro, citing irreconcilable creative differences. Gibson, known for his uncompromising views, expressed dissatisfaction with the direction of the collaboration, leading to his decision to step away. The news has left industry insiders speculating about the future of the project…
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Breaking: ABC Terminates Jimmy Kimmel, Halts His Late Night Program, ‘His Humor Matches a Funeral’
In a shocking twist, ABC decided to bid farewell to Jimmy Kimmel, declaring his comedic prowess as “funeral-worthy.” The network executives, in an unexpected burst of honesty, proclaimed, “His humor is so side-splittingly dull, it’s practically a eulogy waiting to happen.” As Kimmel’s late-night show faces cancellation, it seems the laughter has flatlined, leaving audiences…