Roseanne Barr Throws Tom Hanks From Her New Show “He is Too Toxic”

In a comedic whirlwind, Roseanne Barr, notorious for her own brand of controversy,

has declared Tom Hanks too toxic for her new show. “I can handle a lot,” Barr stated with a twinkle in her eye, “but Hanks? That’s crossing into hazardous territory.” As rumors swirl, insiders speculate if Hanks’ affinity for Mr. Nice Guy roles finally pushed Barr over the edge. “I’d rather wrangle a herd of wild turkeys,” Barr quipped, “than deal with that much wholesomeness.” Looks like Hanks will need to find another sandbox to play in.