In a shocking turn of events, the legendary Robert De Niro has declared, “I Don’t Work With Woke People,” as he gracefully exits a $900 million project alongside Sylvester Stallone. The seasoned actor, known for his intense performances, seems to have taken a method approach to avoiding what he perceives as the perilous threat of ‘wokeness.’
In an exclusive statement, De Niro lamented, “I’ve battled mobsters, faced off against raging bulls, but working with woke individuals – that’s where I draw the line. It’s a role I won’t be taking on.”
This unexpected departure has left Hollywood buzzing with speculation. Is this a cinematic coup against the woke culture, or is De Niro merely method acting in real life? Some industry insiders suggest that he might be preparing for a role as a non-woke activist, sparking rumors of a gritty reboot of “Taxi Driver” set in the Twitterverse.
Stallone, on the other hand, remains tight-lipped about the situation, possibly pondering the script’s next plot twist. Will De Niro’s departure result in a tale of artistic differences, or is this a strategic move to secure a more ‘traditionally awake’ leading man?
As the saga unfolds, one thing is certain – in the world of Hollywood drama, the show must go on, even if some stars choose to stay in character off-screen.
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