Sylvester Stallone Walks Away from $150 Million Marvel Project: “Too Woke for My Liking”

In a shocking turn of events, Hollywood heavyweight Sylvester Stallone

has bid adieu to a whopping $150 million Marvel endeavor, citing the project as “Too Woke for My Tastes.” This departure leaves fans wondering if Stallone prefers his superheroes in a more traditional, less socially conscious attire. Perhaps a cape and tights sans the cultural commentary? With this bold move, Stallone reminds us that in the ever-evolving landscape of entertainment, even the mightiest of heroes have their limits when it comes to woke-ness. What’s next? A reboot of Rocky with politically neutral punches? Stay tuned for the thrilling saga of Hollywood’s ideological showdown.