In a shocking turn of events, Warner Bros has officially hit the brakes on their bromance with the ‘woke’ icon, Rob Reiner. The once inseparable duo, known for their mutual love of socially conscious cinema and hefty production budgets, is now calling it quits amidst a whirlwind of speculation and finger-pointing.
According to insider sources, the breakup was anything but amicable. It seems Warner Bros just couldn’t handle the constant barrage of ‘enlightened’ opinions from Reiner, who reportedly tried to slip his activism into every script meeting like it was some kind of flavor of the month.
“Enough is enough,” exclaimed one anonymous studio executive. “We signed up for movie-making, not a political rally. Every time we pitched an idea, Rob had a manifesto ready to go. It was like trying to make movies with a walking TED talk.”
As for Reiner, he’s reportedly devastated by the split, but insiders suggest he’s already seeking solace in a new partnership with a startup production company called ‘Progressive Pictures,’ where he can preach his message of enlightenment without fear of censorship.
In the end, it seems that even in Hollywood, love can only conquer so much before creative differences drive a wedge between even the most woke of bedfellows.
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